My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
“what was your key motivation for this piece”
oh idk the due date
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
toothless in 99
i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move
Real talk there are some people that say if James Potter wasn’t a Gryffindor he’d be a Slytherin because he was clever and determined but let’s be real if we strip away that layer of daring, nerve and chivalry that boy is Hufflepuff all over